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I have not given up on this ask blog!

I have temporarily closed the ask box so I can get to all your questions. I apologize for being so inactive, but college must come first! Thanks to all who asked questions! You will be getting responses!

... Wow. And here I thought seeing 2 different Washingtons on here was strange...

…uh…hi….me….how are we….doing today?

You ever wish you couldve been with the guys back in halo 1, or do you just count ourself lucky not to have been?

Lucky. Definitely lucky.

Yeah we freelancers multiply by the thousands har har.

God fucking dammit.

did you miss that wole fight?

What fight? There’s a lot of fights around here Tex, be more specific.

So are you the Alpha or just some cheap imitation?

….you know what, fuck you O’Malley. I’m Epsi-fucking-lon. And since the Alpha is dead I don’t think he (or you) really can say that he’s better than me or any shit like that because he was wiped out in the EMP burst and I wasn’t. So there. Ha. Cheap imitation my ass….

Hey dude.

Uh….hello.

heh, Yeah Ive heard that. Never seen so many of us in Blood Gulch at once... accept for last night. Did you go to the party last night? We had steak! Oh and Im pretty good.

What the fuck? I wasn’t invited! ALL CAPS RAGE DAMMIT!

And….great….for you…I guess…

Hi Church. How are you?

Sweet mother of God….another Freelancer?! What is up with this?

I’m doing as good as can be expected. You?

Ah, you must be Church. Whats up?

Another Freelancer? You guys are crawling out of the woodwork like crazy! I guess I’m ok, all things considering.

Hey Church.

Huh? Oh hey there!

So do you even like the color blue? Have a favorite shade of blue?
Anonymous

Honestly, I don’t really give a fuck about colors. But if I had to pick….yeah I guess blue. Actually, I’m obligated to say that, it’s part of my contract. As for shade….my shade of blue.

Hello Church!

Goodbye Caboose!